Gi Gi, You need Frankie!

In my new attempt to bring the Love Dr to my blog, Im starting a new "Blog Write" called Love Hurts...

Now don't go getting all crazy eyed...I'm not calling it a series and I only decided to do this because while watching Sundays missed episode of Jerseylicious last night, I found myself really sad that GiGi and Frankie broke up. I even dreamed I was trying to get them back together! Dont Judge!  It appears Im not the only one who is sad by this! I may be the only one right now that sides with Frankie though! The thought behind the start of this blog is Love Hurts 'cuz sometimes it does!

 Im thinking that sometimes Love also hurts because we hurt ourselves! GiGi and Frankie are my favorite couple on TV right now. I just love Frankie he is a little tough, a little selfish, and a whole lot in love with Gi Gi!  Gi Gi is an old school romantic, she is super sweet, a little Bossy, and completely in love with Frankie's family~ particularly his Mom! Frankies Mom is fabulous! How could she not love her! Im not saying she doesnt love Frankie, I think she does, I just think Frankie loves Gi Gi on a more mature level. Gi Gi is the scheduled girl...you know the type:  . She reminds me of the girl that has a boyfriend for 365 days then gets a Promise ring for 365 days then gets engaged for 365 days ...then Gets married....and after 365 days gets Pregnant...all because "Its Twime" she wants a commitment from Frankie...(Holding Pinkie and thumb to ear and mouth in dramatic telephone fashion:) Hello Gi Gi, he's committed! His life is an open book and taking a backseat to your show and career. The smart fellow he is though, has said...I love you and because I love you I want to do this commitment, marriage, baby stuff, at a pace I am (he is) comfortable with! Gi Gi is relentless in her pursuit and Frankies Mom is not helping matters! Frankie gave Gi Gi her way (again) and walked away when she asked him too!
Moral of the story: LADIES...Hello! Be careful what you wish for! You just might get it!

When Gi Gi broke up with Frankie at the Jesrey Shore you could see her heart breaking, (when they post the video Im coming back to edit! Seriously, I cried!) you could hear in Frankie's voice when he said..."Really Gi' this is what you want? Right here,right now, you want to call it quits?" Oh!!!! ***Sigh.... He loves her...he was doing what he thought she wanted....and she was calling ALL IN! Its a Poker Move~ she calls his bluff! Squreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.....Tires skidding out of control and then Blammo...."Heart" is in a "Head" on Collision.....Poker Move 411... in a relationship....Never EVER call a hand You aren't sure that 1000X's over you know you cant loose...cuz you're calling someone else's Bluff! Ding Ding Ding...You lost Gi Gi! Just Sayin'!

When Gi Gi thought Frankie was meeting her at the beach she envisioned some sweep her off her feet "makeup from the breakup" moment...She raced to meet him....Which tells me the initial break up was a game, Gi Gi was playing! She was attempting to play Frankie like a Banjo at some Deliverance festival. It back fired...when Gi Gi left her girls night to meet her Prince Charming at the beach, she was super psyched at the prospect that Frankie "Came After Her"...he however, was meeting what he presumed was his cheating girlfriend... He jumped the gun perhaps but at least he had a photograph to get pissed off over...

GiGi, do YOU remember why YOU were pissed initially? You don't think he supported you...I'm like WTF? You can see he worships you! You called a break because he wanted to leave a baby shower where you insisted he eat melted chocolate out of a baby diaper! He didn't want to go to the Baby Shower, He didnt want to Move the Baby Shower, he didn't want to play baby shower Games...Gi Gi?...For Real? You're taking a break because he isn't over the moon about being a married father at his age??? It has nothing to do with him not supporting you! He's Smart!

So why was her romantic assumption to "come back together" anymore acceptable then his assumption that she was stepping out not acceptable? Simply because he didn't like the information presented to him about the position his girlfriend was caught in by her friends camera, and then clearly posted to the internet for Frankie to see....its because he didn't come to her begging to be taken back in some Humphrey Bogart, Love Ya Doll way, she had scripted in her head that she's Breaking up? He didn't read her mind and act out the scene SHE envisioned? She yells at him that she wants to be held up "HERE" on his priority list....when he Mimicked her height requirement...she yells NO FRANKIE, HIGHER! Im all yelling at the TV... "Gi Gi, stop with the Drama, already!" Although, i think she really believes the bullshit she is spewing that he doesnt support her, or his attitude was bad during the party...Really he was uncomfortable not that he had a bad attitude! Truth is she wants him to propose...they are as a couple being tormented by the life paths of their friends! Ever have the friend who's relationship is in the toilet and like some crap magnet yours goes south....at the same time? When all my girlfriends were pregnant I wanted to be pregnant...same deal! I feel like Gi Gi wants the perfect thing and in a perfect time that she scripts it. GiGi wants the proposal, the white picket fence and the baby carriage....AND! She wants the attention that comes with it all! Frankie wants it too, but not in a time frame sooner then he can handle the responsibility of it...SMART GUY!!!!
It needs to be said that Frankie would not have known the girls were out at a male revue (that's what the picture was of) if it weren't for Lorenzo! Tracey Snapped a photo and then sent it to Lorenzo...Hello, consider the source for the cheating information was Lorenzo via Tracey's Tweets....I smell set up ...SET UP!!!!!!

Tracey is a shit stirrer...Not that Im blaming Tracey and Lorenzo for Gi Gi's poor choices, I am saying that they stir the GiGi Frankie shit pot!



Ladies why do we play games like this? Frankie walks away and you can see the regret in Gi Gi's face. Why is Gi Gi punishing herself. She wants him and she wants him just the way he is! Shes is an idiot for letting him walk away! She drew the line in the sand....pun intended...and NOW

She'll be miserable for her cause...even if its Wrong!

Ugh! I so know what this is about! Gi Gi...Go after Your Man! Hes a good Man and a Good Boyfriend...
PS His mother is AWESOME, and thats a bonus!
Pride ruins relationships! Suck it up You Two!
Instead of Fighting EACH Other you need to Fight for YOUR LOVE!
Stubborn Asses!


OK... so its my opinion!
Muffin Licious

The Art of War...and 7other ways to win...

I have two very selfish guilty pleasures....One is Jerseylicious the new show on Style Network and the other is Celebrity Fit Club as seen on VH1! Not because I love the Drama....Who am I kidding I completely do, Not because the Style is fabulous, It so totally is, and not because I love the A typical personalities that are cast...I am an A typical personality and Birds of a Feather Flock together... I love these two shows because at the bottom of the hour they air there really is some great examples of what to and not to do! They are both Goal Oriented Shows! I like that, there is a little competition in everyday life, and if you aren't about stepping up to the plate, you may find your self being stepped on!

The Art Of War~ Read with a Jersey Accent~ From this point forward!

If you have a goal to obtain, or perhaps a popularity poll to win...Whatevah~ you need to approach it in the most reasonable mannah (Manner for you Midwestern readers)... Don't approach a goal with out a plan, and if you are competing in order to achieve the goal you absolutely must incorporate the theory from The Art Of War

While watching the Celebrity Fit club, one of their weekly bootcamp themes encompassed The Art Of War. Particularly from Chapter Six of this book. They breaking it down, won there challenge by taking advantage of the other competitors weaknesses. Now In order to take advantage of a weakness you need to know the weakness...this encompasses a whole "notha" philosophy....and English Proverb: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Just Saying...If you want to Win, Accomplish, and Achieve... you better know who or what is trying to make you fail....then find them and squish them! Arggggggggggg!Did you know Both my Parents Were US Marines...Failure Is NOT an Option!

So how are we going to tie all this together in 7 points? Well, just like the 13 chapters in that famous lil book(the Art of War is Like 700 pages and I just dont have that many photos in my computer so I simplified my diddies to 7...Art of War...13 Muffin Diddies 7...Capish?)... Ive Got 7 lil diddies that I do in fact use on a daily basis to move myself my life and my business toward a more successful path...Cuz sometimes my muffin cakes....You gotta kick your own ass to motivate your own ass....Ya feelin me?

1. Know and Set Clear Obtainable Goals: If its a diet, a client, or a new dress that is your goal, you have to State and Mean that you want to achieve it. Lets use diet as an example here...If you have 30 pounds to loose, dont expect you will loose that weight in a week....thats an unobtainable goal!

2. Keep your reach positive, even if your goal seems a bit far off....For example Using Diet again: You want to Loose 30 pounds in 10 weeks, a bit aggressive but can be done, you break it down by Weeks! 3lbs per week till objective is met. In week 1 and 2 you hit dead on your goal...woot Partay over here...Crystal Light Water and a vitamin pack...no sweets! But weeks 3-5 Nada...Well find something positive about the situation and Keep on Keeping on! Everyone knows, especially us weight conscience girls that there are peaks and valleys in a diet and you have to not give yourself a reason to fail! So many of my thicker boned sisters (figuratively not literally) fail their diets because they give up out of frustration! The ole adage "whats the point " Imma eat this whole box of twinkies!

3. If you fall down Get Back UP! Period!

4. Surround yourself with like minded people....Regardless of the fact that I dont wholly subscribe to the AA philosophy, I will agree to this, If you are attempting to reach a goal, surrounding yourself with like motivated people is far better for your success rate then people who could care less or who can offer you no support along your Journey!

5.Dispose of Negative Influences! This could include people or props, why stock the shelves with Ho Ho's if you are trying to diet? Why hang out in the Bar if you are no longer Smoking or Drinking? It doesn't make sense.

6. Treat yourself along the way for small Achievements, Goal was thirty Pounds Right?....at 10 pounds you get a Mani~Pedi, at 15 pounds you get a new pair of Jerseylicious jeans After all you probably need them anyway at 18pounds, a new Hair do, 23 pounds new boots/shoes and a matching handbag, at 25 pounds a new skirt at 26 pounds Bikini Shopping maybe, and every pound thereafter gets a reward... the reward just can not be food! Don't celebrate by cheating....I'll let you know how this plan works out, if I ever throw away the Oatmeal Cream Pies!

7. Maneuvering is the 7th chapter in The Art of War...So you need to set yourself up to succeed, Know when to Battle and know how to win the battle....I have an example that is Not diet related...but krusty bitch related instead, think school slut vs head cheerleader...It could go either way for either of us, Just saying, Im building a picture here. I have been challenged although subtly or perhaps in less then a direct dueling glove to the face kinda way by a broad I know through a mutual acquaintance...Now I know this broad is a bit of a crock through mutual conversation and our acquaintance. So I have unstable on myside, she has never followed through on a commitment she has made that I can tell, She has about 33% less friends then me from what I gather and she is depressed...Listen Even I know I can stomp her ass, Intellectually and otherwise! I also have Peeps who have my back....long time "Homey don't play that" peeps, Im talking straight up "cut a bitch", "street" kinds, the "got your back kinda friends"....When she was ass stomped the first time you would think she would have backed off and played nice......But Nooooooooooooo, she decides to come at me again....chapter seven and the muffin say buy a T-Shirt that reads Bitch Please you did not invent this...I did!

Im not going to continue writing this blog in the Fashion that follows the Chapter and Verse of The Art of War, cuz this is becoming even too long for me to want to read...Just know this: When Your Sister is asking you about how Fat People Screw....Hang up the Phone.... Put Down The Twinkie cuz the bitch must think you are an authority on the matter... Just saying!

The Warrior Muffin~