Coffee and Reflection...How to become Muffins Friend, Part 1....Or Not...

I have a few Facebook Friends...and Like my Myspace Friends, I created Rules that I used to determine if you were worthy enough to be in my clique. Basically it was simple....
*Did I give birth to you? if Yes You are in If no....finding another loop hole to all that is Muffin, may still be available to you.
* Did I ever, or Do I now... Sleep with you?....In the Nocturnal Sense, the Copulations questions comes later...If Yes... You are In, If No... take a Benedryl, and don't use my pillow, Additional loopholes May Follow.


*Did I ever Copulate you or you copulate me? Yes? You're In! No? Why? what the Fucks wrong with you?
*Are we related....Meaning: Do I call you Brother, Sister, Cousin, Aunt, Uncle, or possible loop hole...basically, do I call you...You know on the phone, or... out of the living room cuz, I need my shoulders rubbed?
*Did you ever buy... or Might you ever buy... anything Im selling....this includes but is not limited to... Hot wheel Cars, A load of Crap... or Real Estate? Si'? You're In! Nine?...well Fuck off! (Nine is German for No)
*Did we ever serve Jail Time together? There are several areas of my memory that I completely don't recall....I'm just seeing if by some chance one of you slip up and reveal it to me!
*Did you ever Name anything after me? Dogs carry the name Brandie(Y) quite well, as do Tranny's, Strippers, and offspring of alcoholics. Yes? You are in! No? ...Something for future consideration!
*Do you have a sense of Humor and are you easily offended? If the first part is a yes then you are in! If you are easily offended...Dont even Bother...and You got two Issues...One: you think you matter to the world and you dont....and two: you really should stop taking things so personally, Just a lil Muffin Tip!
*Do you have a Paypal account? (Information will be saved for future use and will not be sold to anyone! Well unless you can pay more then they are offering for the info!)

The Above was a Post Draft dated way back on 05/11/10....Its Retro Blog!
I was about to Blog Three Things I want in my PERFECT MATE....when Out of the Blue I notice a Draft Blog....Im all like, "Whoa hold the Phone....I failed to Post something?" When does this happen? I was all cheesing my new blog Idea stolen from EJHJ's English Comp class...This teacher of his is a Blog Topic "Gene~ess"...She Chinese too with  very thick Beijing accent...Makes for great conversation over dinner! The EHoov Jr Is loving his college debut!

Ok so my Blog topic Just Got Shit upstream...which reminds me the whole yogart probiotic....make your bowels move thing... Jaime Lee Curtis talks about... is sooooo true....  Oh Something Shiny.........So Im gonna leave this as a Rambling Blog, go get some much needed administrative work complete and work on my weight loss project that Im likely to open up about on Friday... when I blog all about the weight loss regime Im about to undertake...not your normal Im blogging to loose weight so you people can keep me accountable blog... but rather, Im going to Blog everything... My menu, the Exercises Im suppose to do and the pain in the Fucking Ass the whole I have to diet and EXERCISE  if I want to loose weight issue Blog ~Blog...with the hopes that One or Two of You will join me and maybe we can co-blog our weight loss journeys together. (That Move to the Left is called the Upward Camel Toe, Its my Yoga Goal!) Im even going to venture back to Hot Yoga in the attempt to either Kill Myself or burn 700 calories in 90 minutes....Maybe!                                              
Just a thinkin....~Muffin

Im Not Writing You a Love Song...

On Our Journey From Myspace to Blogger here is my Second Blog ever written, Until they are all moved over I will begin each Blog this way:

Click to Make Bigger if you wanna read a Blog in a Blog

I don't defend my blogs, I never Censor Comments and I never delete or take them back...With that Said, I have only had Two Blogs in over 200 that I was ever asked to remove. I refused to delete either of them. I have had a bit of time to say goodbye to them though and when they become the next blog to box up and move over to their new Blog Home ie: Here... the Moving truck intends on dropping those two on some random blog highway between there and here. Thats all I will say about them, You are Welcome Robert and Onreeone.

My style of writing is not unique, cant be stifled or quieted. I actually write the way I speak. You'll see some slang, some random capitalization, and of course a colorful four letter word or two!

I'm never Offended by comments left below, thats because I'm an excellent Debater, and I appreciate other opinons! I too can Negotiate you right out of your last piece of gum even with your breath kicken like Bruce Lee. I do this because I listen and use your words against you! Be Respectful in the Muffin Club....You can Be Passionate here, but dont expect your passion to not be met head on, especially if I disagree! If you gotta call someone a Cunt, then you go right ahead....that word empowers me, I am strong in self convictions that I don't need your approval, your words can never hurt me. Of course I would Hope you would approve, but I respect your right to choose to disagree.

I take things in the literal sense/scents! If it smells like shit.... Im calling it shit....If you say Blue I assume you mean the Primary Crayola Crayon color Blue....Not some pansy assed shade of sky or periwinkle!

And Finally ....Most Importantly: DON'T EVER TELL ME I MISUNDERSTOOD YOUR WORDS... OR INTENTIONS....I don't misunderstand words....I Understand Exactly....Im intuitive, DO yourself and the rest of this word a favor and SAY WHAT YOU MEAN....who has time and frankly why should we stop our day to decipher you?
Thats Right I pulled out the Big Dog! ~Im a Muffin, wouldn't you like to be a Muffin too?