Showing posts with label Fart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fart. Show all posts

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Thermobolic and Bifidus Regularis....Means....

It means taking a Hot Moldy Shit! Seriously...Bifidus Regularis is a trademark of Dannon...How can you trade mark a word you made up to sound medical anyway...Dannon and Jaime Lee Curtis can suck my Bifidus...Seriously, when my legs stop hurting I will cock my leg and they can both kiss my ass! Thermobilic was a term used to describe foods that Burn Calories Naturally....by simply eating them you are burning calories...Or Some Shizz Net Bull Hockey stuff....the thermo diet I did however  do...and guess what I found out about the thermo diet?...It works...If you enjoy eating Greens and Beets and fibrous Beans and Veggies and what not...you can eat proteins like lean red meats Pork and Chicken...News flash though...If you do this stuff already (You're skinny) and not consume any sugar, bread, or basically anything white...You'll loose weight and not have to exercise...seriously... You dont even have to lift your leg to fart if you dont want...You will loose weight....Oh and speaking of Fart...there is the "thermo" part of the Thermobolic...Your tummy becomes flatter because you are farting all the gas bloating air bubbles out of your system....So rather then walk the treadmill , or throwing down a "Downward dog~Camel Toe Bendy Boy" and  stretching your way to lean and mean ...you're the skinny farter that no one wants to play with....just a thought I was having as Jamie Lee was saying "Try us for two weeks and if you haven't shit...We'll give you your money back!" at least that's what I heard her say!

Off to the Gym Bitches...Catch Your Skinny Asses later!
Motivated Muffin!