83...Thats the Number...On my way to Goatsville, I chatted with you!

This will be my 83rd Blog....at 100 I will bust out the Goat! 

SO... whats new in the World O' Muffin?...
well besides a totally cool St Paddys name (ie: O'Muffin...just thought that up)...Not too much! I'm working like crazy to bring 3 contracts that have each independently fallen apart and miraculously pulled back together over the last several months to a close!  Seriously, One contract has been pending 5 months! That's Real Estate Speak for: OH MY GAWD I SO NEED PAID ALREADY!!!!

I called and Accused my Sister of Spelling me...She binded me when I got Married...So shes capable of VooDoo WhooDoo, Hexs dont have to be all bad either, there are good hexes although not by definition of the word!....Shes one of the sneaky bitches that talks shit up though! And I do mean SHIT...and now Im feeling all this crazy inward pressure ...Im not talking Gas...Im talking gut type... Soul Seeking... Inward Pain.... Plus, have yall looked outside? Moons got a Halo and that means a storm is coming! Hope not a Shit Storm! Some people are Drama...and by saying that I dont mean anyone Specific...OKAY? Just that when you are skipping along minding your own BeesWax on Occasion, Drama Happens and Happens to YOU! Ie: Me or Us ...well rather... Everyone....
More on that as it unfolds Im sure....

Oh Hells Yeah...Loum is Louming again with his crazy lists! I think he is a cross between Bill Gates and Rain Man with his need to list! Lists.....Speaking of Lists, I need to list all the shit I have to do before I leave outta here for Jessica's in the Morning! Blogging wasn't on that list! It is now though... Simply so I can cross it off! Makes me feel Accomplished! A Marked Off  List that is! I should come up with a few Lists...Top Five Opposites of Loums perhaps....Let me See...its his top five T's to Avoid in Texas...I'm lazy what the Eff...Top ten Five T's to Avoid in Florida:

Top 5 T's to avoid in Florida....................

One: TAN LINES Avoid them! Either go all white and no tan or get all nakid...Spray it on, or Fake and Bake it, I don't care...but nothing says Trashy like a strapless dress and a Tank Tan Line!

TWO: Trashy Tank Tops....Yes I suppose You "do have the Pussy" so you make the Rules...But Do I really need to see that walk by my lunch table while with clients? I suppose that makes you Witty and Uninhibited to wear that in public...It makes you a few other things as well, but Im too Lady Like to Say it here!

Three: ...Triangles and Tangles! Thats right! The wind Blown Look is sexy but ladies Brush your Hair...Ol Boy cant run his fingers through a rats nest! OH Yeah...&; Love Triangles, they're just all around messy...Avoid!

Four... Scented Tampons...Seriously If I want my Vajayjay to smell like Fresh Mountain Dew...Ill go Hiking, K?

Five and Finally: T Rex's.... we have them in Florida! Its True.. they are way fucking scarier then the Texas T Rex too!




Hang in and Ill let it all hang out!
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O'Muffin

3 Time Loser....And Other Muffin~y Stuff

It appears when Blogging was first introduced to me I was a bit shy, and via a lack of how it all worked I did a lot of Tags and Survey....So Blog 3 if we want to call it that was a Loser Survey that I honestly answered! So enjoy if you can Blog Three, and get re-acquainted her Muffiness:




March 11, 2006 - Saturday

Surveys......Ughhhh? or OHHHHHHHHH?
Category: Blogging

If you're in my addy book you understand the sub line........

1. What is your middle name?
Antoinette

2. How big is your bed? bigger then my BUTT but not as big as I want.

3.What are you listening to right now?
Nothing ... Let me put on some tunes....BRB


4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
4892

5. What was the last thing you ate?
Bun length Hot dog cold and plain but not raw!

6. Last person you hugged?
Eric Jr the best damn hugger!

7. How is the weather right now?
It's perfect....69 the same year I was born...thats all,

Mind out of gutter... freaks!

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Avis cuz Chelsie Bell went out even though MySpace says she is online.....POSER!

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
their hands....hands are sexy! then I notice Feet....wonder if they are fast swimmers!

10. Favorite type of Food?
Birthday Cake....I will Jack a freaking six year olds birthday party for the sweet stuff.....oh yeah!

11. Do you want children?
I have Two I wanted 10, no kidding......I'll just sub for all my kids friends!

12. Do you get high?
I'm High 24/7 ...High on Life that is!

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
Oh I thought I dreamed the Liquor Store lady and then two weeks later there she was ....in the liquor store and in person....not a good deja'vue moment as you can probably guess.

Budlight please with an old born on date!

14. Hair color?
Brown and red and grey every 6 weeks!

15. Eye color?
The perfect shade of UPS BROWN!

16. Do you wear eye contacts?
Yes

17. Favorite holiday?
August 2nd Its personal and It recommits me to myself...also every full moon over the Ocean!

18. Favorite Season? Summer! Summer! Summer! Summer!

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Most recently yes and previously too...same damn boy! That really sucks Ass!

20. Last Movie you Watched?
A Date Movie...it was dumb dont waste your money

29. What books are you reading?
Solitary Witch

30. Piercings?
Ears alone

31. Favorite Movie?
All time favorite Movie......The bridges of Madison County....I was so pissed she didnt get in that truck! 2nd most moving was Thirteen....It was dramatic and scary and touched me.

32. Favorite college football team?
Michigan Wolverines BABY!!!!!

33. What were you doing before filling this out?
Trying to find a new song for my myspace

34. ...???
What the fuck.....am I suppose to ask my own question?

35. AIM?
when you pee?? (okay that was there before - but its hilarious) My answer yahoo IM rocks... better smileys...That was there too but it holds true!

36. Dogs or cats?
Dogs...Big ones

37. Favorite drink?
Sweet Tea No Lemon

38. Favorite Flower?
Daffodil

40. Have you ever loved someone?
Ah yes...it is the glory of being alive....Great answer Im sticking with it!~




I thought about answering this again....Based on 4 years Later but decided other then adding pictures...why mess with perfect?!

Have a Great Sunday~Funday.....
XO MuFfIn