Getting to "No" Me....

I check in with this blog several times a week! Her name is Keely...she is a refreshing sort of Mommy Blogger and her freaking kids are absolutely the cutest kids Ive ever seen! (<---pictures of! I'm not some creepy playground stalker) Once a week she posts a "Getting to Know You Blog"... because I'm lazy and her Blog tells me too, I re-post them here... this week to make the copy and paste easier for you all to be more Muffin~esk I'm posting them together and then will dissect them individually ..in true Muffin Snarkdom...Oh, Pay attention! There will be a quiz later!

The Q's.

1. What kind of athlete has the hottest body?

2. Are you a planner or a procrastinator?

3. Diet or regular (soda)?

4. What's your one "must have" for Fall?

5. What's your favorite fast food restaurant?

6. What do you think is the sexiest profession for a guy?

7. Did you wear braces?

8. Would you rather have a guy that's super sexy or kind?

1. What kind of athlete has the hottest body?

Well that depends ...Unless its fat mud wrestling, Most Athletes have hot bods! I like the muscles on top of the shoulders...I think they are called Traps....YUMMMMMMMM!

2. Are you a planner or a procrastinator? 

I plan on Procrastinating....and Im not even kidding about that! If I know I have to do something by "XYZ" I often push it til the last damn minute...Im much better if you give little or no time to complete!

3. Diet or regular (soda)?

Well Im a regular Soda girl IF you can get me to drink it at all! How you can get me to drink it is via a soda fountain...with extra carbonation....the more bubbles it has the more I like it! 

4. What's your one "must have" for Fall? 

Well Fall in Florida is short lived...there is a small period Of Dry season that we get between October and December where you can keep your door open and not slip and Fall on the humidity! But FALL doesn't exactly exist here.  
A Hoodie would be my answer since I know You are Looking for one!

 5. What's your favorite fast food restaurant?

Oh the Fast Food questioness~ Must I choose? The thought of a Big Mac makes my mouth water and my Intestines convulse! Onion Rings and Sweet Tea from Hardees...Clogs my ateries with squeeeee! and Wendys Chili....thats the stuff and Jillian Michaels will Kick my Ass....so I better pass!

6. What do you think is the sexiest profession for a guy?

President of the United States! Im still Killing Kittens while thinking about Bill Clinton!

Swoon!

7. Did you wear braces?

No but I need one for my knee! Which until recently I thought was an accessory not an actual aide!

8. Would you rather have a guy that's super sexy or kind?

Hands Down the answer is....................Super Sexy!

Puhleassss! Pshhht, Shoooooot, No One wants a Super Nice Guy! Gah! 

 

And Now YOU "NO"!

Muffin Luvs Ya!

New Post...New Rules....

Ok Ive read like hundreds of Blogs on here and Im leaving it up to you people who read my blog...I have two requests...

ONE: Tell your friends to read my damn Blog....Im all ego and the same three people read and comment with the occasional wandering comment or looksee from... Oh I dont know, feedjit says: "mahmood_aslam from Twitter" has been here reading the Muffin Stuff....so Welcome Mahmood! ...Im glad you've stopped by! 
SO if you people who follow me Please tell your friends to follow me and then have them mention in the comments that you're the friend who told them to follow me....maybe I will offer a prize or something for the most Blog referrals Perhaps something really Hippie...Like Lemon Grass Incense or some shit....maybe a Reiki Money Candle...I just got Three new ones with an abundance charge....Oh we'll See...Perhaps! Can you people even be bribed like that?

So as a way to welcome all the new referrals Im about to get....here is a getting to know me "Thingy Ma Bob"...There may be a test on this later, in case of a referral Tie Breaker.  The first part was stolen from Big Fat Gini...I read her...She's GREAT! 

Getting to know me:

1. Do you think mustaches are sexy?

Mustaches alone are not sexy...Im still waiting on the Porn Stache Epidemic to hit Daytona...Goatee's are Sexy....I also prefer hair to Bald...but Bald can be sexy! Your facial Hair must be well maintained...No road kill or 1970's Bush Growth from your chin men....thats just gross! If you can Braid "it" then IT is too Long...that includes all body hair Guys...Dont be whipping out the Love Snake if the Twins are sporting Bo Derrick Beads....OK?.

2. What's the last concert you've been to?

Full on Bought the Tickets Concert....and not some free music thing at the beach....Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band MoFo's....all my sisters and My Dad and One Tim joined us for some Shame on the Moon, baby!

3  What was your favorite 80's sitcom?

The Cosby Show by far was my favorite in the 80's...I also loved Miami Vice, 1990's...shut the eff up bitches it was 90210 all the way! Team Brenda! Hell Yeah!

4. Were you named after anyone?

I do believe Brandy Alexanders come to mind...and I often hear, is that your real Name or a Nic Name? Uhhhhh Duhhhhh.... Well.... Butthead, I dont know what Brandie Would Be Short For...'less my real name is Brandon....Oh....  and.... I don't fucking care if your Dogs name is Brandy....or the Hooker you eff'd that weekend in Vegas...I know its a shitty name, unless you  actually are a German Sheppard, or Vegas Stripper/Hooker (Yeah ok... its to pay for your college)...but it is actually my name....Next!

5. When you buy new clothes, do you wash before wearing?

I always Wash....but not necessarily before wearing....sometimes the shirt looks best off the Store Hanger...How Do they press them collars so perfect?

6. If you didn't blog, what would you do with your spare time?


Id Blog....and Sell real Estate ....But Id Probably learn to Pole Dance....Did you know Strippers make like ...Lawyer fucking money? What the hell was I thinking? For Christ sakes My name is PERFECT!

7. What is your favorite department store?

I love Dillards, Macy's and Belk...the spot between Shoes and Cosmetics is intoxicating....

8. If  you were to get Laser Hair Removal..where would you get it?

Everywhere. Except my head....and Id Keep my eyebrows...Dont want to walk around looking like a big toe now do I?



In closing I would like to Request 

2....That you Comment my Blog....Ok... thats it... Just those two things....For Now! Thanks and Good Night....For real, Its like 1:30AM here and I gotta ZZZZZZZ

Muffin


Maybe I'll wake Hunka UP!

3 Time Loser....And Other Muffin~y Stuff

It appears when Blogging was first introduced to me I was a bit shy, and via a lack of how it all worked I did a lot of Tags and Survey....So Blog 3 if we want to call it that was a Loser Survey that I honestly answered! So enjoy if you can Blog Three, and get re-acquainted her Muffiness:




March 11, 2006 - Saturday

Surveys......Ughhhh? or OHHHHHHHHH?
Category: Blogging

If you're in my addy book you understand the sub line........

1. What is your middle name?
Antoinette

2. How big is your bed? bigger then my BUTT but not as big as I want.

3.What are you listening to right now?
Nothing ... Let me put on some tunes....BRB


4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
4892

5. What was the last thing you ate?
Bun length Hot dog cold and plain but not raw!

6. Last person you hugged?
Eric Jr the best damn hugger!

7. How is the weather right now?
It's perfect....69 the same year I was born...thats all,

Mind out of gutter... freaks!

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Avis cuz Chelsie Bell went out even though MySpace says she is online.....POSER!

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
their hands....hands are sexy! then I notice Feet....wonder if they are fast swimmers!

10. Favorite type of Food?
Birthday Cake....I will Jack a freaking six year olds birthday party for the sweet stuff.....oh yeah!

11. Do you want children?
I have Two I wanted 10, no kidding......I'll just sub for all my kids friends!

12. Do you get high?
I'm High 24/7 ...High on Life that is!

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
Oh I thought I dreamed the Liquor Store lady and then two weeks later there she was ....in the liquor store and in person....not a good deja'vue moment as you can probably guess.

Budlight please with an old born on date!

14. Hair color?
Brown and red and grey every 6 weeks!

15. Eye color?
The perfect shade of UPS BROWN!

16. Do you wear eye contacts?
Yes

17. Favorite holiday?
August 2nd Its personal and It recommits me to myself...also every full moon over the Ocean!

18. Favorite Season? Summer! Summer! Summer! Summer!

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Most recently yes and previously too...same damn boy! That really sucks Ass!

20. Last Movie you Watched?
A Date Movie...it was dumb dont waste your money

29. What books are you reading?
Solitary Witch

30. Piercings?
Ears alone

31. Favorite Movie?
All time favorite Movie......The bridges of Madison County....I was so pissed she didnt get in that truck! 2nd most moving was Thirteen....It was dramatic and scary and touched me.

32. Favorite college football team?
Michigan Wolverines BABY!!!!!

33. What were you doing before filling this out?
Trying to find a new song for my myspace

34. ...???
What the fuck.....am I suppose to ask my own question?

35. AIM?
when you pee?? (okay that was there before - but its hilarious) My answer yahoo IM rocks... better smileys...That was there too but it holds true!

36. Dogs or cats?
Dogs...Big ones

37. Favorite drink?
Sweet Tea No Lemon

38. Favorite Flower?
Daffodil

40. Have you ever loved someone?
Ah yes...it is the glory of being alive....Great answer Im sticking with it!~




I thought about answering this again....Based on 4 years Later but decided other then adding pictures...why mess with perfect?!

Have a Great Sunday~Funday.....
XO MuFfIn