Tampax...its not your Every Day plug!

Oh my goodness what a Crazy Busy Fucking two weeks! Shewwwwwwww! Now that that's out! I was combing the blogs trying to get my brain to shut the eff up...I need a break from my life, a short one! I have all this shit to do, a ton of time to do it and I feel like at the end of my extremely busy day, that I get absolutely nothing Done! Does anyone else feel like that? So who can go to bed or relax? What is that? I then get to hear my effing brain yak yak yak...Ugh! Really? So thanks to Jacob...AKA Loum, His tales of raunchy soon to be twin sex was riveting, and kept the voices in my head to a dull roar!...Check him out and follow him! The Thing about Loum, or Jacob... AKA Chops....I can always count on him to comment! Dont forget, the comments are a much needed Staple of blogging! In an earlier blog of his that I read, he actually had me nodding my head! Just like an old person in the church sanctuary, listening to the Sunday Lesson, as he described his writers block,lack of followers, and lack of comments! Even though he is building a nice little cult following...I too realized that having only 8 blog fans doesn't do much for the Blog Ego to want to keep blogging! I appreciate the 2AM Texts from Him and the comments from my sister that actually acknowledge that I need to Blog! I know I still Have 196 Blogs to move, so I have plenty of topic, but my blog followers of the past have found Blogger to be to difficult to sign into, or up for.... or whatever way we want to say it! My Muffin Club of practically 80 just aren't following me over here! So...in order to feed my starving blog ego... I figure if I shamelessly plug (like a tampon) the other Blogs I read....they will shamelessly plug me....( Back ..Like a Tampon....) and the cult force can grow! We can be the Mighty Muffinites of Old! So with you hanging on to every thread of word I type...and needing a cheap Blog Topic... I will move yet another blog to Blogger! This lil diddy was back in the day when I wasnt friends with my most significant EX, "EJHS" No its not a High School...All though we often act as immature! Oh I should add facts here: as many of you know (All 7) I don't dispose of people too often, Nakid Blogger this is for your edification (and Muffin Club side note... click on the Blue Nakid Blogger and read the most hysterical Blow Job blog ever written!): I manage to reconnect with Ex's.....its my curse or my gift...I haven't made the final decision on that...the Jury is still out! And I may just Start a series called All the Boys Ive loved before....this includes the Late Andy Gibb, and Magnum PI! You know...when the Porn Stache was way bushier and way hotter then its throw back counter part of today! I remember the first time I heard the phrase Mustache Ride....Never mind that I heard it come out of my fathers mouth in conversation with wife number two....I was like 7 or 8 I wasn't too grossed out cuz I had no idea what Oral Sex was, and My father was talking about a friend of my step mothers who he claimed was looking for a mustache ride, My step mother at the time reacted so shocked that she actually called attention to what he said. You know the late 70's Smack in the Arm OMG! ~Reaction! My father was somewhat apologetic which made the term even more intriguing. He then claimed the friend was a foxy lady, but claimed she acts like a slut....another word I liked. So at Seven I decided That Mustache Rides were intriguing and Foxy Ladies shouldn't act like sluts....So the only thing left to discover was... do Sluts ride on Mustaches, and can you get a Carnival Bracelet that lets you ride all day?....Go Ahead... Discuss in the comments!

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