Wednesday, May 5, 2010

You're Gay! Im Muffin!

This Blog will be passionate at times, angry at times and Anti God right out of the Gate! This Topic was suggested to me. Perhaps because I have tolerance, perhaps because I have a huge gay following (I wish!), or perhaps because I'm sensible in my ideas about other peoples sexuality.
I have solicited the opinions of a non scientific group of "GAYS" in which I am building my firm belief upon! This topic by no means suggests that I am less attracted to Men, cuz OMG, Hunka is the BOMB...he being very Hot, well manicured, and well... an all around "Hunka", even he has experienced via our "gay" friends a variety of disappointed looks and bigotry based on our decision to go with or to an establishment frequented by the Gay community. Of Course...Hunka gets hit on by gay men, when we go out! He gets hit on by Married Broads and Young Girls too...Hell a couple of the dudes that were hitting on him were pretty freaking Sexy in my opinion! It flattered me that they too found my man attractive! I always say, those who judge you wish they were you~Remember that! Buy a T Shirt that simply says: "Jealous Much"!

Before I go on any further; to the Gentleman that inspired the blog topic: I am impressed with your ability to know exactly who you are! It takes years and sometimes forever for people to find their CORE. I am inspired by you and want to wish you well! You have come out to your family and have been met with anger, fear, hate and Bible Versus. There are plenty of people in your family who adore you and support you! I'm also available to you! I understand that You are NOT BROKEN, You're Gay! I love you and don't even know you! Guess that makes me Better then the Christians you live with! Be Strong, Be Proud, and be True to YOU! So on this journey to blog/decide if Gay was a Choice....I must start with the Muffins opinion: I don't believe it is anymore of a choice then what sex you end up being, and even then there is some proof that girls are born with Boy Parts and Boys are born feeling like girls...Obviously NOT BY CHOICE! I also know that if my son, or daughter came to me and told me they were Gay I would react exactly in this way: I love you and I understand and appreciate your wish to live your life comfortably around your family. If my children can not count on me to support them even when I don't understand or agree with them... especially on the literal level of sexuality, how in the hell can I expect them to confide in me? For those Parents that "write their children off" especially because they are gay I ask...WHAT THE HELL? Who did this child kill? Is it possible to stop loving your children? Where is that boundary located? If your child did kill someone, can you really turn off that emotion? I still Love My Ex Husband in a sense. Don't go getting all crazy cuz I said that.
Also to my blog readers who drop by seemingly unnoticed and that do know EJHS don't go running to him telling him the Muffin "Loves Him" cuz, frankly I don't usually like him! In order for me to Love you ~Love you, I have to Like You....If I didn't have some Harbored emotion for this person, he couldn't get me all pissed off and angry by simply saying one word...Its not that easy to piss me off! So there is some unresolved emotion even for my ex-husband, whom I did not birth...So how do you delete emotion from someone you birthed? I don't sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me! This entire time I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to come up with a reason to DISOWN my child. I cant think of one single reason to Disown My Child...NOPE NOT EVEN ONE!
And for the Family throwing the bible at "this child" who came to them for understanding and guidance.
If I could be so BOLD as to remind you...."This Child" is Yours! Not so long ago you raved that "This Child" was a blessing from Your GOD and through your faith believe that "This Child" is a CHILD OF YOUR GOD... Perhaps I'm lost in the conversation, Is a child of your GOD only a child of his if they are GOOD? If he/she doesn't do his/her homework, steals a cookie from the cookie Jar or a Piece of Gum from the Candy Store....Does he/she become something else? You hide behind your Bible because you think you are righteous, and I argue that you are not! Hell Five of the following Bible Rules have basically damned me personally to hell....So while you are on your knees praying for the salvation of your thrown away child's damned to hell soul, and you are on your journey to find a camp to cure them....Don't forget to throw the following verses at Your Heathen, Gay, Disowned Spawn while you are throwing him under the bus! YOU'RE A Bunch of Damned HYPOCRITES!
* DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
* MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.
* MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.
* DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

Put down your Bible you Idiots, and give your Gay Child a hug! My son in law is going to Theology college. Im sure he would have a voice in this discussion, I would think however, If my future Grandchild came to him as their father, likely as their pastor and said "Daddy Im Gay"....I don't think he would "Throw them Away", "Disown Him or Her" and "basically write them off as dead". My son in law knows I am not a Christian by his Faith, he also knows that I don't Judge people by anything other then their word to me. I take them at their word! Its not my place to Judge, its not your place to Judge. Whats the Bible verse...literally: Matthew 7:1-5

7“Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. 2For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. 3Why do you see the speck in your neighbor’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? 4Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ while the log is in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor’s eye.

and Y'all think I paint a picture with words? "A Log In The EYE?" We are suppose to take the Bible literally? So...this means that I can randomly "Branch" peoples eyes out, cuz I dont think they are righteous enough? Alrighty then! Matthew was quite the Drama King wasn't he? Seriously though, I hope the parents of this child read this and I hope my sister leads them to this...and just in case Parents of the Gay Child: click on the bible verses in is a link to a website where there is a GAY Pastor with his PHD in theology...I think I would buy what he was selling before I would disown my child. Perhaps it will help you on a different level or take a different stance where loving your child is concerned!
The story of a young lesbian girl who was disowned by her mother ended up killing herself is also written on this page...That Mother that disowned her now dead child advocates for Gay rights.
Really, there are so many different views on this from Gay and Civil views, to Political views and least of all the "biblical point of view". Regarding choice I don't think Gays decide to be Gay, sin comes in all different sizes and through every church congregation, and "Gay DNA"... well ...thats Science! None of this at all really has any baring when it comes to showing your child love! I searched and googled my information in about 25 minutes, Im no where near a Bible Scholar Ha! Thats L:aughable right there! I'm not saying My opinion or basic research is right or wrong...Im just saying try a little tolerance. Perhaps we should ask the Church Lady!

~Muffin Loves Gay!


  1. I suppose I could wrote a whole blog on this topic and maybe I will, but for now Muffins got it going on. First of all I commend and respect this young individual who has come to terms with his sexuality at a young age. On a more personal note somone in my own family spent years hiding behind who he was and even marrying and having a child. Years of isolation from his family because he was afraid of how everyone would react. I retrospect, what a este of time and years for not only him, but us, the ones who loved him for him and not his sexual preference.

    People deserve to be who they are... Period!

    I'm truly disgusted and put off by the so called Christians judgemental and hypocritical attitudes. I believe we r to love in which is what Jesus did preach to his disciples. He himself did not hang with the higher folk in society but would rather take his meals and intimate conversations with the lowely prostitutes and tax collectors of that time. I am so effing sick of the book being thrown out there for the convenience of the interpretor. The greatest thing we have to give is love, for everyone.
    I cannot for the life of me imagine there being anything that would come between me and the unconditional love I have for my children, it just really effing pisses me off.

    I guess maybe he could have went to his parents, like on Steel Magolias and told them he had bee diagnose with a brain tumor and he only had three months to live, and then said hey mom and pop, just kidding, I'm only gay'...

    Good luck son and be proud of who u r. I'm sure you must be a little hawtie all well dressed, great hair and smelling fine...cause all my gay friends are and y'all make the best damn girlfriends

    hang in there and hugs to u!

  2. Wow, So what did you think about the blog? Tee Hee!

  3. I have NOTHING good to say about the self righteous Christian Hippocrates who condemn anything and anyone that does not conform to their belief.

    I would hope that somewhere deep inside after the shock value wears off that the parents of this individual will find it in their hearts to accept and love him as he is.

    I have a favorite quote that is perfect for this Blog.

    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to change you is the hardest thing of all.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    It is not easy to come to terms with who you are. Learning to love the path you are destined to walk this great earth with is even more challenging. Finding a support network that respects you and all the things that come with you is a challenge that each one of us face at some point in our lives.

    I say good for you for coming out.
    So welcome to the family and fuck off :)

    xoxo Aunt Terry~ aka Teek

  4. Well I personally hold shit against you for ever! You know when I remember to stay mad! OOOO I wish I had remembered to tell this person to Fuck Off! Damn You for doing it first! ; }

  5. Now THIS is a Muffin blog! Almost makes me want to be gay just to get that kind of love from ya. Except for the whole gay-thing (Sorry, not even bi-curious. It's just not me. I prefer to ruin female lives with my mad relationship skillz, plus the snatch. God, I love me some snatch.) Kudos, love, and hugs all around.

  6. Oh, and teek really turns me on when she gets her Righteous Wrath going. Hell, yeah.

  7. Gag! If you wanna play Patty Cake with it on her page!
    LOL! You said Snatch!

  8. Hey, we did it on her page first! It's only fair.

  9. Tee Hee--I think I made myself pretty clear, but I could go on if ya like...or hold on, I'll just write my own endearing blog on the christian religion and its hypocrisy...I know a lot about that too.

  10. lol Jacob! I know Im feeling Jealous! Need
    t- shirt!
    Anji Listen Sister if you wanna Preach that Story to the Choir, then Im sure we all are willing to sing! I try not to get over emotional, Religion and Politics....Thats what fires a muffin the hell up! By all means Rant and Rave, Ill be there with Muffin Tops, wearing the choir robe!

  11. Im just an emotional mess right now but seeing you dressed up in a choir robe would be cause enough to write. hehehe

  12. UMMM oops for some reason, I thought you were the guy in the picture so i thought i was talking to a so when i asked what your bra size was i thought it was really funny that a 'guy' said that the prince of Persia or where ever, asked for your bra size and so that's why i asked what size is your bra cause i wondered how big your man boobs were (;o)...and then in an earlier post comments, you were all flirting with jacob and i thought, oh maybe brans is gay for jacob and i commented on that, would you like to share something with the rest of must think i am out of my mind!

    LMFAO! I just wasn't paying close enough attention....i am a silly now that you know, maybe you will understand the comments i commented back to you with (is that even a sentence?) i am tired!

    I remembered reading a comment of yours from Jacobs post and thinking man, is that guy ever sensitive, he is really in touch with his feminine side, i was really confused and now i know why!!!

    I really enjoyed reading this post. you write really really well! keep up the good stuff GIRL! lol (shaking my head at what a jack ass i am )

  13. OMG! Nakid thank you for the hearty belly laugh I just enjoyed! I have a VaJayJay, I borrow my Husbands Penis on occasion and I always wear the Pants! LMAO! I would let him wear my bra if he wanted, although I just know he wouldn't even ask for fear I would blog about it! Oh it would also be to big...Double D's baby!

  14. YAY! we are in the VaJayJay Double D's club! *high five*