Thursday, May 13, 2010
MCTBC....Is checking in...
Unlike some people who "Work from Home". I actually Do... Work (Well, Sorta!)....
Which is why I have 3 Blogs in draft and now Im typing this one, which will go into draft in a hot effin second'! Cuz, I have to go to the Chiropractor for an adjustment, I basically sit on my Arse to long on Facebook...Bejeweled Blitzing like a fucking Psycho, waiting on the next installment of e-Loumination, Teeksplace, One Day at a time and The Nakid Writer, ( Wheres the Blog rule that says you cant blog twice a day you fricken slackers)...However It comes across, I don't want anyone who thinks "Im missing" via lack of my presence on Blogger or Facebook to worry that perhaps, IM NOT OK! Cuz like... when you call my Cell Phone and I don't Answer and then you call my house phone and I don't answer still, and then you call my office "line one" which I'm already talking on... so it "rolls to Line Two" which is forwarded BACK to my Cell so I don't miss calls from a real live person wanting to spend real green cash on Real Estate....(You know? But its YOU... calling me like a stalker needing to know my exact whereabouts so you can club me to death!) Requiring me to promptly hit the Ignore option on my phone... 'cuz I don't want the person I'm on the phone with to think I cant talk to them, 'cuz they Just Said too, after me having heard a tenth of a seconds Jingle from the ringer... (Like we are playing Name that tune or some shit)... for the third 'effin time, in as many minutes as it takes, for you to call all three lines...(I hear the client say almost snark-like)...."If you're Busy... you can call me back!"
Where then I say ..."Oh its ok, Just remember, next time you get my voice mail it probably is very likely I'm on the other line!" As if... They are my only Client? A ridiculous thought for them to have!~I mean Puhlease, cant they hear my phone ringing off the hook? Didn't they Just make a Snark Comment about how If I'm too Busy?... Honestly, they don't need to know that YOU my sister who never gives up ...is blowing up my shit only 'cuz YOU have hot juicy news regarding ...Oh, I don't know... the Corn You Found in your Shit today? (REALLY!! We ARE that Close!)
O... Wait... YOUR non stop phone antics have just validated MY business, and MY worth to this potential client...In as many as three minutes, three "other people" have called me, so from the potential clients prospective...I must be popular, I must do a good Job, look at how sought after I am! OH FUCK ME RUNNING......Your Drama Mamma Bullshit just made me Money! I wonder now if I owe you a referral fee? I love You~ Teek A Leek....Thanks for giving a flying Monkey Bunk....To show my gratitude...I picked these flowers for you while I was wondering through a Blog Field! Aren't they Pretty? They Kinda Remind me of an 80's Douche Commercial!...Can ya smell em?....As Paw Paw would Say "How's that computer Screen Smell, SHooG?"
The Muffin is Making a Living!
Post Script: She even sent a TEXT while Searching For ME! When I say she doesnt give up, I mean she DOESNT GIVE UP!