Im so hot I think I might throw up...I just did work out number three...I swear I need to blog after-wards each day just to cool off enough to shower....seriously folks, I aint playing, its fucking hot up in this joint!
I failed to consume 1394 required calories yesterday, Im going to struggle to do so today...I noticed with her meal plan that its a lot of work just to eat...now Im not talking about the occasional exhausting burger..forced into consumption by party muchies either...its a damn chore to eat this much food! Im not sticking to her diet verbatim either because I could never feed David Mango and Hootchie crusted pork chops passed off as chocolate...AND he lost Four Pounds just by being super fricken picky about when and what he puts in his mouth based on MY meal plan....MEN SUCK!
Im learning to breathe properly...I also did an asthma treatment before my work out and felt like I sucked in ten times more oxygen....I dont have asthma but when I came home from Savannahs Graduation AKA "Party ~Balls~ Weekend 2010" I was sick...I had strep and it turned into a lung infection...I didnt know at first it was strep...see Hang Overs aint what they used to be I'll tell you that! The doctor gave me so many antibiotics I had bread growing ...(Ladies...I know you know what Im talking about!) I had to quit the meds eat more yogart then I can consume and place it places you couldnt imagine....unless you are a holistic then you can imagine...I then had to put my pride aside break down and pay for my albuterol....First thing I thought about when I openned the box...and the same thing I think about everytime I use it.....
When I was a Kid I dated this guy named John...he had asthma...good thing too cuz when we needed a pipe to smoke our pot out of we would pop the canister out, stuff one end with Aluminum foil molded just the right way with perfect earring back holes punched threw and it was Bob and Teds reunion time~ Woot!
See what happens when delirium kicks in...euphoria comes ...then a bright light.....Next is a midget woman yelling "Carol Anne"...
"Come to the Light!!!!!!"
"All are Welcome!"
Teek...thanks for checking on me!
XO Muffin~Huffin