Sunday, August 8, 2010

New Post...New Rules....

Ok Ive read like hundreds of Blogs on here and Im leaving it up to you people who read my blog...I have two requests...

ONE: Tell your friends to read my damn Blog....Im all ego and the same three people read and comment with the occasional wandering comment or looksee from... Oh I dont know, feedjit says: "mahmood_aslam from Twitter" has been here reading the Muffin Stuff....so Welcome Mahmood! ...Im glad you've stopped by! 
SO if you people who follow me Please tell your friends to follow me and then have them mention in the comments that you're the friend who told them to follow me....maybe I will offer a prize or something for the most Blog referrals Perhaps something really Hippie...Like Lemon Grass Incense or some shit....maybe a Reiki Money Candle...I just got Three new ones with an abundance charge....Oh we'll See...Perhaps! Can you people even be bribed like that?

So as a way to welcome all the new referrals Im about to get....here is a getting to know me "Thingy Ma Bob"...There may be a test on this later, in case of a referral Tie Breaker.  The first part was stolen from Big Fat Gini...I read her...She's GREAT! 

Getting to know me:
1. Do you think mustaches are sexy?

Mustaches alone are not sexy...Im still waiting on the Porn Stache Epidemic to hit Daytona...Goatee's are Sexy....I also prefer hair to Bald...but Bald can be sexy! Your facial Hair must be well maintained...No road kill or 1970's Bush Growth from your chin men....thats just gross! If you can Braid "it" then IT is too Long...that includes all body hair Guys...Dont be whipping out the Love Snake if the Twins are sporting Bo Derrick Beads....OK?.

2. What's the last concert you've been to?

Full on Bought the Tickets Concert....and not some free music thing at the beach....Bob Seger and the
Silver Bullet Band MoFo's....all my sisters and My Dad and One Tim joined us for some Shame on the Moon, baby!

3  What was your favorite 80's sitcom?

The Cosby Show by far was my favorite in the 80's...I also loved Miami Vice, 1990's...shut the eff up bitches it was 90210
all the way! Team Brenda! Hell Yeah!

4. Were you named after anyone?


I do believe Brandy Alexanders come to mind
...and I often hear, is that your real Name or a Nic Name? Uhhhhh Duhhhhh.... Well.... Butthead, I dont know what Brandie Would Be Short For...'less my real name is Brandon....Oh....  and.... I don't fucking care if your Dogs name is Brandy....or the Hooker you eff'd that weekend in Vegas...I know its a shitty name, unless you  actually are a German Sheppard, or Vegas Stripper/Hooker (Yeah ok... its to pay for your college)...but it is actually my name....Next!

5. When you buy new clothes, do you wash before wearing?

I always Wash....but not necessarily before wearing....sometimes the shirt looks best off the Store Hanger...How Do they press them collars so perfect?


6. If you didn't blog, what would you do with your spare time?


Id Blog....and Sell real Estate ....But Id Probably learn to Pole Dance....Did you know Strippers make like ...Lawyer fucking money? What the hell was I thinking? For Christ sakes My name is PERFECT!

7. What is your favorite department store?


I love Dillards, Macy's and Belk...the spot between Shoes and Cosmetics is intoxicating....


8. If  you were to get Laser Hair Removal..where would you get it?

Everywhere. Except my head....and Id Keep my eyebrows...Dont want to walk around looking like a big toe now do I?




In closing I would like to Request 

2....That you Comment my Blog....Ok... thats it... Just those two things....For Now! Thanks and Good Night....For real, Its like 1:30AM here and I gotta ZZZZZZZ

Muffin


Maybe I'll wake Hunka UP!

14 comments:

  1. I lived in Vegas for several years and not once did I encounter anyone named Brandie while I was there. Of course, I might not have been looking hard enough but that's not the point.

    And didn't you know "Brandie" is short for "Brandilicious"?

    I'll have my people contact your people soon.

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  2. I LOVE YOUR BLOG AND YOUR GUTS AND I MUST SAY ITS BECOMING PRETTY POPULAR TO LOVE GUTS SO CAN WE FIND ANOTHER BODY PART TO LOVE.... OH I KNOW, I LOVE YOUR CORN SHIT INTESTINES AND YOUR BUNION... GROSS I KNOW!! BUT LOVE YOU I DO

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  3. Question~ are those symbols a new tattoo in the making?

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  4. Hey- I did mention you in one of my blogs and told the peeps to check ya out. Ya got that thing a ma jig on the sidebar over there to tell ya who visits. So you know peeps are checking your shit out. I think I'm going to get one of those little thing a ma jigs' on my sidebar so I can see who reads and doesn't comment. Really--if ya read it, then comment on the shit, even as it has been said before if ya just wanna say "fuck off". Gut loving is good-I could use that. Don't think I could use the other for anyone. I really do not love anyones shit that much...just sayin!

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  5. I have come back twice just to play the song!!!
    LOVE IT~ Great concert, great memories I will never forget the look on your dads face!!

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  6. Loum if I lived in Vegas Id be broke...I have a gambling Problem...I just know it....I havent explored the depths of it but trust me I know its there somewhere!.....

    Terry My Left turn toe loves Your Big Hips! Bwahahahaha Also those are Reiki Symbols and Im thinking about a tattoo of Len So My and Abundance...I already Have Infinity!

    Angie: Guts Love and Eats the Corn outta Your Shit Love... they are close cousins...When someone would eat the corn outta your shit You KNOW its Love!

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  7. OH AND GREAT SONG.....and the option to play several more is the reason I picked it!

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  8. Tattoo time times two~ wait for me and my 40th baby!!! its fast appproaching.

    muah~ no cream corn

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  9. I really do NOT love anyone that much--but great for the two of you sick fucks.....You keep it interesting to say the least......Gag reflex-watery mouth, I think I'm gonna hurl--

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  10. Whole Kernel Sweet Corn! Knee High By the 4th of July!

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  11. Ha! I got a shout out! Sah-weet!

    Actually, the Getting to Know You Sundays isn't mine...go over to Mannland5, she's probably on my "blogs I follow list" and link up there on Sundays. You'll get plenty of new followers from there!

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  12. I have just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the best virtual strippers on my desktop.

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