ONE: Tell your friends to read my damn Blog....Im all ego and the same three people read and comment with the occasional wandering comment or looksee from... Oh I dont know, feedjit says: "mahmood_aslam from Twitter" has been here reading the Muffin Stuff....so Welcome Mahmood! ...Im glad you've stopped by!
SO if you people who follow me Please tell your friends to follow me and then have them mention in the comments that you're the friend who told them to follow me....maybe I will offer a prize or something for the most Blog referrals Perhaps something really Hippie...Like Lemon Grass Incense or some shit....maybe a Reiki Money Candle...I just got Three new ones with an abundance charge....Oh we'll See...Perhaps! Can you people even be bribed like that?
So as a way to welcome all the new referrals Im about to get....here is a getting to know me "Thingy Ma Bob"...There may be a test on this later, in case of a referral Tie Breaker. The first part was stolen from Big Fat Gini...I read her...She's GREAT!
Getting to know me:
1. Do you think mustaches are sexy?
Mustaches alone are not sexy...Im still waiting on the Porn Stache Epidemic to hit Daytona...Goatee's are Sexy....I also prefer hair to Bald...but Bald can be sexy! Your facial Hair must be well maintained...No road kill or 1970's Bush Growth from your chin men....thats just gross! If you can Braid "it" then IT is too Long...that includes all body hair Guys...Dont be whipping out the Love Snake if the Twins are sporting Bo Derrick Beads....OK?.
2. What's the last concert you've been to?
Full on Bought the Tickets Concert....and not some free music thing at the beach....Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band MoFo's....all my sisters and My Dad and One Tim joined us for some Shame on the Moon, baby!
3 What was your favorite 80's sitcom?
The Cosby Show by far was my favorite in the 80's...I also loved Miami Vice, 1990's...shut the eff up bitches it was 90210 all the way! Team Brenda! Hell Yeah!
4. Were you named after anyone?
I do believe Brandy Alexanders come to mind...and I often hear, is that your real Name or a Nic Name? Uhhhhh Duhhhhh.... Well.... Butthead, I dont know what Brandie Would Be Short For...'less my real name is Brandon....Oh.... and.... I don't fucking care if your Dogs name is Brandy....or the Hooker you eff'd that weekend in Vegas...I know its a shitty name, unless you actually are a German Sheppard, or Vegas Stripper/Hooker (Yeah ok... its to pay for your college)...but it is actually my name....Next!
5. When you buy new clothes, do you wash before wearing?
I always Wash....but not necessarily before wearing....sometimes the shirt looks best off the Store Hanger...How Do they press them collars so perfect?
6. If you didn't blog, what would you do with your spare time?
Id Blog....and Sell real Estate ....But Id Probably learn to Pole Dance....Did you know Strippers make like ...Lawyer fucking money? What the hell was I thinking? For Christ sakes My name is PERFECT!
7. What is your favorite department store?
I love Dillards, Macy's and Belk...the spot between Shoes and Cosmetics is intoxicating....
8. If you were to get Laser Hair Removal..where would you get it?
Everywhere. Except my head....and Id Keep my eyebrows...Dont want to walk around looking like a big toe now do I?
In closing I would like to Request
2....That you Comment my Blog....Ok... thats it... Just those two things....For Now! Thanks and Good Night....For real, Its like 1:30AM here and I gotta ZZZZZZZ
Maybe I'll wake Hunka UP!