Understanding Muffin... A Weekly Series

UNDER THE SEA

So over at Mannland5 some questions are posted and are answered in a better attempt to get to know your Blogger...Blogger...Ive pasted the question in a simple fashion so that you may steal them and repost them!....Why reinvent the wheel if it rolls just fine? its an easy blog and it'll help your readers know you better!

The Q's.

1. Do you like seafood?

2. Are mermaids hot?

3. Have you swam in the ocean?

4. If you got stung by a jellyfish, would you let a stranger pee on you?

5. Have you ever pee'd in the ocean?

6. Can you make a cute fish face? (Show a pic..if you want)

7. When you see the lobster tank at the grocery store do you just have this overwhelming urge to set them free or cook them up?

8. Are you afraid of sharks?

The A's: 

1. Do you like seafood? 

Yes as a matter of fact I do...I adore it! I have no issue with eating anything with a face, or fin! Thats right Melissa, I do a Mean Dolphin impression with my mouth full of its succulent goodness!

2. Are mermaids hot?

Oh in deed! This one Mermaid and Merman picture I have would make a great tattoo...it would be huge though and I'm not into them enough to have a huge painting of them on me forever! Although I was considering them on my ribs...but the tattoo artist pointed out that if I don't get a "lift" they will be headless...

3. Have you swam in the ocean?

You mean Today?  Cuz that would be a negative but trust me there is still time!

4. If you got stung by a jellyfish, would you let a stranger pee on you?

YES! Hell I don't even need to be stung to let someone Pe......Oh sorry question answered!

5. Have you ever pee'd in the ocean?

Sure Have...Not today but again there is still time! 

6. Can you make a cute fish face? (Show a pic..if you want)

UMMMMm No!

7. When you see the lobster tank at the grocery store do you just have this overwhelming urge to set them free or cook them up? 

Well Lobster is not my favorite seafood although I do like a little tail every now and again...When I see them in the tank at the grocery store I dont actually "think" anything...I try not to get emotionally attached to my food...Again I eat Dolphin...So fuck Off Flipper...You're next Bitch......

8. Are you afraid of sharks?

Hell No! Sharks are Afraid of the Muffin! Id Punch a Shark right in the Nose! (Seriously that's what you are suppose to do...I'm really not that bad assed!)

Well now you have a bit more knowledge about the Muffin and her Sea Adventures...

I'm Signing off from the Shores of the Great Atlantic Ocean!

Love the Mer~ Muffin