Why, Yes... that is a Camel Toe! |
While on the phone with One Day At A Time yesterday, (which Im sorry to report Totaled her car) I mentioned that Google searches for a few odd things brings readers in ....She stopped me from speaking and said "You fucking blogged?" (She has a dirt mouth!) "You haven't fucking written in like a year." (I cant remember now if she let the f bomb fly twice, so for the sake of a potential misquote we're leaving it in...Its TOTALLY something she would say!)
I said yeah "I know, I was going through a lil something over the summer," and since blogging it out has helped me in the past, I thought... why not dust off the keyboard and put it out to the bloggerific's that
I can see you! |
Not that I can see opinion there...however, I can see who has visited, and for a good time, I can also see how they have arrived! I see what search engine they've used ie: Facebook, Google, Bing, Yahoo search....direct link, or even if it came through an email link!
The coolest thing you might not care about is, I can see the operating system of their devise and the country they are from !So I do visit my blog several times on the day of post, to see if Im generating traffic!
The other thing I do to keep things Blogger Friendly is post pictures. People like pictures! I also post videos...People like videos....and I also attempt to keep the written word less then 1200 words...because People dont stop by to read novels...they stop by for the novelty!
Unless they have Googled some obscure something or other and happen to find my page!
Such as "A Turd Slid Out" or "Yoga Camel Toe"
and of course "Muffin Recipes".
So now you have all my secrets...
Well, maybe not quite all of them!
Love and other indoor sports,
Muffin!
Video that applies below....and below that is the comment section....lets make a party there shall we?
This is where the party gets started!
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