Sunday, July 25, 2010

Thermobolic and Bifidus Regularis....Means....

It means taking a Hot Moldy Shit! Seriously...Bifidus Regularis is a trademark of Dannon...How can you trade mark a word you made up to sound medical anyway...Dannon and Jaime Lee Curtis can suck my Bifidus...Seriously, when my legs stop hurting I will cock my leg and they can both kiss my ass! Thermobilic was a term used to describe foods that Burn Calories Naturally....by simply eating them you are burning calories...Or Some Shizz Net Bull Hockey stuff....the thermo diet I did however  do...and guess what I found out about the thermo diet?...It works...If you enjoy eating Greens and Beets and fibrous Beans and Veggies and what not...you can eat proteins like lean red meats Pork and Chicken...News flash though...If you do this stuff already (You're skinny) and not consume any sugar, bread, or basically anything white...You'll loose weight and not have to exercise...seriously... You dont even have to lift your leg to fart if you dont want...You will loose weight....Oh and speaking of Fart...there is the "thermo" part of the Thermobolic...Your tummy becomes flatter because you are farting all the gas bloating air bubbles out of your system....So rather then walk the treadmill , or throwing down a "Downward dog~Camel Toe Bendy Boy" and  stretching your way to lean and mean ...you're the skinny farter that no one wants to play with....just a thought I was having as Jamie Lee was saying "Try us for two weeks and if you haven't shit...We'll give you your money back!" at least that's what I heard her say!

Off to the Gym Bitches...Catch Your Skinny Asses later!
Motivated Muffin!

6 comments:

  1. Always a laugh--Read this one sitting on the laptop talking to Kacie before she headed out to see her Army Man off. Trying to keep it light around her today. Maybe I should go get me some of that there Dannon. Happy Sunday to you~ and yeah, when you figure out the code for a button let me know, cause I just got way too wanting to pull my hair out feeling after several attempts and getting no where. Hope ya don't mind me sending over readers- thought you might be ispirational to them as well. :) Ang~

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  2. "Downward dog~Camel Toe Bendy Boy"~ that makes me laugh out loud~ can we get a picture please....

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  3. Oh we can find that picture....ala hot yoga blog the dude looked like he could give a go at his own Ping Ping....Gag!


    Working on the code thingy...it wont take to long...Ill find someone smarter then us to figure it out! Hug Girl for me!! Aunt Brandie does understand.........Tear!

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  4. Last time I got in that position ... I got pregnant!

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  5. lmao!!!! As well as I suspect many have!

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  6. MIDWESTERN Mama Holly :)~ that is the funniness right there!!!!!

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